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BREAKING NEWS It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to the many US presidents. When interviewed the elderly, Caucasian gardener protested his innocence and said:
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 Check out this hilarious analysis of what you can infer from how people sleep after a one night stand. Was it as good for you as it was for me? June 19th, 2009 | 7 comments - (Comments are closed)
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Via this website is a list of the ten most annoying taxes. I am not sure if I agree with the rankings, but still. The website does seem to have many attractive features (absolutely! Ed). April 14th, 2009 | 23 comments - (Comments are closed)
I must say it is about time that we found out what the South Park kids made of the bailout. This is probably not entirely work-safe. March 30th, 2009 | One comment - (Comments are closed)
There is no stated national consensus that as a country we should substantially reduce overall masturbation, but such a reduction would benefit the health of many who wank – and those affected by passive wanking- the concept I invented a few sentences ago and am now treating as a genuine problem. In 2006, 180,000 people died from pornographic-related causes. Wanking has a major impact on individual wanker’s health: it causes cancers of the liver, bowel, breast, throat, mouth, larynx and oesophagus; it causes blindness, hairy palms, a pale pallor and insanity … Some point to the potential benefits of self-pleasuring, but these tend to be greatly overstated. Despite its known harms, one-quarter of the adult population – about 10 million people – now wank above the recommended low-risk levels. I made this figure up but as the Chief Medical Officer I can cite myself because I am in a position of authority. Here is a graph to illustrate how many people are killed by masturbation. It actually represents something completely different, possibly cat food sales, but I’m guessing that most of you are actually too stupid to actually look at the graph in any detail … – some Unenlightened Commentary sadly not actually supplied by Sir Liam Donaldson (with thanks to Obnoxio the Clown) March 21st, 2009 | 3 comments - (Comments are closed)
…and Carla Howell has just the song to put you in the mood! March 20th, 2009 | 11 comments - (Comments are closed)
This is pure genius. I must say that things are going sour for The Community Organiser quicker than you can say the words “Andrew Sullivan”. March 20th, 2009 | 13 comments - (Comments are closed)
I do not like all of Will Farrell’s movies. But this one, about a nutty US TV anchorman, is wonderful. I wonder if any actual broadcasters have ever dreamed of doing this? I bet Jeremy Paxman has. March 12th, 2009 | 4 comments - (Comments are closed)
Inspired by a rather popular children’s book and the truth, my colleague Minxuan came to work today sporting a t-shirt which I can only grant my heartiest approval: 
Aside: It is great to work in an office where one can appear in excrement-themed clothing without any fuss. (You can get the t-shirt from Threadless.) February 25th, 2009 | 6 comments - (Comments are closed)
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