|
|||||
|
Whatever they are paying this guy, it is not enough:
Hardcore. Presumably “Hi! Here’s your pizza, I tried not to bleed on it. I’m going to keel over now.” May 5th, 2015 | 11 comments - (Comments are closed)
 … so here is a cautionary tale. Continuing the topic of interspecies communication, when you see a monkey just sitting there minding his own damn business (note there are two people quite calmly sitting next to him), it is most unwise to get in his face and then impolitely flip him off. April 24th, 2015 | 16 comments - (Comments are closed)
The US Navy, who job it is to, well you know, kill people when directed to, it proudly celebrating Earth Day. No doubt this is a strategy to cause the ships of the Chinese Navy to collide, their captains unable to issue orders due to tears of mirth and uncontrollable fits of laughter. If anyone doubted the western world’s political class and their retainers have been utterly debased … well, here we have proof positive… I can only hope we snap out of it collectively, before it is too late and the congruent cultural decline leaves us with the future prospects of Carthage. And no, I do not accept that it is already too late, and will ignore the usual wailing suicide note comments that suggest otherwise 😉 April 21st, 2015 | 14 comments - (Comments are closed)
From the Daily Mail: Polish prince challenges Nigel Farage to a DUEL with swords over Ukip slurs on immigrants And why not? Resort to the field of honour would be in accordance with prime ministerial precedent. Those were the days. The Sussex Advertiser of 23rd March 1829 blandly recorded, “His Grace was seen riding through the Horse-Guards at six o’clock on Saturday morning, and returned to Downing-street at eight.” April 13th, 2015 | 18 comments - (Comments are closed)
Whilst surfing for ‘Wet T-Shirt Contest’ sites, I accidentally came upon this wonderful advance… hardback novels for sale actually written in binary!
Is this not awesome?
Snappy! A true page turner. April 1st, 2015 | 34 comments - (Comments are closed)
March 31st, 2015 | 10 comments - (Comments are closed)
This is one of the funniest things I have read in quite some time.
My goodness what timorous fearful little things they are! Not exactly the sort of women who might be up for a spot of defending Kobani with some fellow Marxists then, eh? Truly the western world’s loonie left is vanishing up its own backside. Well should I have the singular misfortune to find myself in a room with these delicate little flowers, I might be moved to make a somewhat different gesture rather than “Jazz Hands” as an alternative to clapping. Think this might ‘trigger some anxieties’?  March 27th, 2015 | 44 comments - (Comments are closed)
Amongst the ten people voted “World’s Top Thinkers” are Russell Brand and Thomas Piketty? Seriously? This must be a truly tenebrous selection of voters! I have occasionally stood in more thoughtful things than those two whist incautiously walking down the street palm surfing for March 26th, 2015 | 31 comments - (Comments are closed)
I assume Obama Beer makes you fart a lot and tell an endless stream of porkies. March 25th, 2015 | 9 comments - (Comments are closed)
From the end of a BBC news article:
Wat. March 4th, 2015 | 27 comments - (Comments are closed)
Nope, it was not decades of murderous repressive Ba’athist socialism under the Assad family that caused the civil war in Syria, it was…  And what is more, climate change has caused my cat to sing Sondheim at night. Climate change has made my tea taste bitter if brewed after 8 am. Climate change has created inequality amongst llamas in the Atacama Desert. Climate change has caused Putin’s man-boobs (daddaries?) to itch so much it drove him to invade Crimea. I defy anyone to prove scientifically these things are not true because the science is settled. Or something like that. March 3rd, 2015 | 24 comments - (Comments are closed)
|
   |
||||
All content on this website (including text, photographs, audio files, and any other original works), unless otherwise noted, is licensed under a Creative Commons License. |
|||||
