Police have arrested a UK teen following the leak of ISP-U-Like’s browsing history database. The news follows revelations of a hack of the internal systems of the nation’s most popular ISP that left 60% of the country’s browsing history accessible from a public web site based in Sweden. British ISPs are required to retain records of the last 12 months of users’ browsing history under the so-called “snooper’s charter” introduced in 2016. Previously only police could access the information. Now visitors to ismyneighbourapervert.com can simply type in an email address and view anyone’s browsing history. Since then, there have been calls for a senior officer at Gloucestershire Police to resign after it emerged that he once visited a pro-GamerGate website. And the Daily Mail has defended criticisms of its “20 Celebrity Health Searches That Will Shock You” article, stating that the boil on the home secretary’s groin is “in the public interest”.
Meanwhile, the CEO of ISP-U-Like issued the following statement: “In the unlikely event that your mother-in-law finds out about your membership of gaymidgetsgonewild.com, then as a gesture of goodwill, on a case by case basis, we will waive termination fees.”
The investigation is ongoing.
“”Daily Mail has defended criticisms of its “20 Celebrity Health Searches That Will Shock You” article, stating that the boil on the home secretary’s groin is “in the public interest”.
I have to agree.
Should this token the onset of Tertiary Syphilis and the inevitable concomitant insanity, then this is highly relevant to his (painful) stance in the coming Referendum and his evident Europhilia.
We should be told.
John,
The Home Secretary is a woman. But a Heydrich of sorts in her dreams of controlling the populace, just without the angle on certain minorities of that thug, and wholly in thrall to the authoritarian tendencies of the Left who infest her department.
Syphilis would at least be mitigation for her views.
Apologies. I became over-excited at the thought that it was the Chancellor. But the concept holds.
Ah, you mean the inconsequential little man who couldn’t cut himself shaving, never mind public spending. The horrifying thought is that those two seem to see each other as their main rival for the top job.
BTW there is an element of spoof in this post for those not in the UK.
Yeah, thanks Mr Ed. I thought it was obvious but re-reading I can see how it might be missed. Reality too often looks like satire.
“British ISPs are required to retain records of the last 12 months of users’ browsing history”
I have no idea whether that is also the law in the US (frankly, I’d be surprised if it weren’t, but I can’t be bothered to research it), but I don’t particularly want Google or whoever having that data, either. So for years I’ve used web search anonymizers such as Startpage (my current favorite), Ixquick or DuckDuckGo. I don’t know if they really work as well as advertised (perhaps the government could pierce through them if it really put its mind to it), but it makes me happy and at least keeps Google at bay.
Laird:
You should try the Tor browser. It’s probably the most secure thing that’s available without jumping through a lot of hoops. I’m not sure if it protects against ISP link collecting as described above, but I think it probably does.
Tedd, I’ve thought about that but never actually tried it. Perhaps I will. Thanks for the link.
Heh.
Laird,
It probably isn’t the law in the US but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.
The NSA etc are above the law. Didn’t you know that? It is a kindness.
“British ISPs are required to retain records of the last 12 months of users’ browsing history …”
So EVERY British (and US)ISP has a pernicious virus/Trojan horse, built right in.
I can’t understand why “hackers” are simply accessing them, rather than going all “Iranian centrifuge controller-air traffic control-power grid-overwhelm the system” on them?
“BTW there is an element of spoof in this post for those not in the UK.”
Well, yes, and it appears that last week’s TalkTalk attack, for which the kids were arrested, wasn’t actually as bad as was initally feared. But it shows that the scenario you set out is entirely plausible. If the bad guys can get into ISPs’ systems, and the ISPs have to keep 12 month’s browsing history records* for the – ahem – good guys, then the bad guys can get your browsing history.
“So EVERY British (and US)ISP has a pernicious virus/Trojan horse, built right in.”
Not yet, no. It was part of the “Snoopers’ Charter”, thought to have been defeated, but which has risen, zombie-like, from the grave recently. (When did the Police start telling us what powers they should have, instead of us telling them what they’re going to get, by the way? It’s hard to imagine a clearer case of the tail wagging the dog.) But it hasn’t been passed.
*Come to think of it, does anyone know what this means? Would they be taking these records from DNS queries, or their proxy web servers, or… what?
I do occasionally get blocked but, up to now, not very often — probably less than one percent of my page requests. The only practical drawback is that it is usually slightly slower than non-Tor browsing. But as the Tor network expands speed becomes less of an issue. I typically click a link while I’m still reading the page it’s on and don’t go to the linked page for a few seconds, anyway, so the slight delay isn’t an inconvenience.
Tedd, that part is the least bothersome, in my view – but I understand that opinions on this may vary widely.