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Attack of the EU Sauce

Well if the USA can have the absurdly named Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (BATF), a conflation of things that cries out for parody (when they are not murdering Branch Davidians, that is), I suppose the E.R.A.S.M.U.S. cannot be far from being established (European Rapid Action Sauce Monitoring Uniformed Service). Such a police service is surely needed to protect us from unscrupulous vegetable merchants, as demonstrated by this Times article Brussels can like it or lump it on sauce.

Samizdata reader Scott Flatman has seen the future:

<sound of door crashing open>
<sounds of shotgun rounds being chambered>

“Sir, put down the sauce, step away from the stove!”

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