I’m single and have no children and I would love to meet someone – but looking like Kim Jong-il doesn’t help.
– William Cheong, 43, a plumber who lives in Acton, West London.
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Samizdata quote of the dayI’m single and have no children and I would love to meet someone – but looking like Kim Jong-il doesn’t help. – William Cheong, 43, a plumber who lives in Acton, West London. 8 comments to Samizdata quote of the day |
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He has my sincerest sympathy, but I suspect it’s not merely his appearance.
Actually, as a self-marketing ploy in both the lookalike and the romantic departments, this isn’t bad at all.
Good luck to this fine capitalist.
He could try singing, “I’m ronery…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5w691w0jE
Well there’s always an arranged marriage, or at worst a shotgun one in store for him.
Jeez how phoney is that story though! Picture the scene in a West London Boozer…
Hey Shirl… Yah Tracy?
Oooo does that dork over by the bar remind you of?
Well offhand I’d say the much beloved and deceased Supreme leader of North Korea myself Tracy.
Yeah he don’t look well do ‘e, still he must ‘ave a bob or two, what you say we go over and say allo?…
It just isn’t credible is it?
Could be worse , he could look like Kim Jong Un.
So what’s the problem? He should put on a Mao jacket and hang out around a large university.
Kim Jong-il got loads of chicks
…unless he moved to North Korea