Germans are fighting back with humour! The country’s number one hit is called Der Steuersong (The Tax Song), and has found fertile ground in the hearts of a nation fed up with broken election promises and increasing taxes.
The song that shot to the top of Germany’s pop charts with more than 350,000 copies sold within a week is a spoof sung by Schroeder’s impersonator, Elmar Brandt, who has captured the mood of the country in the lyrics:
“Promises that were made yesterday can be broken today….”
“I’ll raise your taxes, I’ll empty your pockets, every one of you nerds stashes some cash away, but I’ll find it no matter where it is…”
“I’ll raise taxes now because the election is over and you can’t fire me now…”
“We could raise a ‘bad weather tax’, or an ‘earth-surface usage tax’, a levy for breathing, air’s going to become more expensive, and I’m only getting started..”
“A tooth tax for chewing, bio tax for digestion – nothing’s free anymore…”
Schroeder’s government of Social Democrat-Greens has slumped dramatically in voter surveys since the September 22 polls after breaking election promises not to raise taxes. On Monday Schroeder announced another new tax on equities and property sales – which the conservative opposition called the 49th new tax since he was first elected in 1998.
“I’ll rip you nerds off, you’ll be overpowered, I’m always in for a surprise…”
“There is no tax that I can’t collect. I want your bank notes, your sweaters, your cash and your piggy banks…”
“Dog tax, tobacco tax, car tax, ecological tax – did you really think that was the end of the line? Like a pirate hunting for income, I’ll raise all your taxes and if you’re broke, you can buy your food at a discount store or go hungry…”
I am not sure it sounds better in German (here is the full English translation) but the spirit of the song is sound. Ordinary Germans say that “it sums up what we’re all thinking.” Fed up with taxes? Well, what are you going to do about it?
Apperently Kenny Jones, ex drummer with the small faces, faces and the post Keith Moon Who, is releasing a similar record about Gordon Brown.
Hmm, sounds familiar. “One for me, nineteen for you…” John Lennon anticipates the inevitable recurring future again.
Taxman was by Harrison.
It’s America’s fault!
And it’s
“One for you, ninteen for me”, a reference to England’s 95% tax bracket…
Nice of them to be angry now, but when they had a chance to do something about it, they gave the only party pledged to cutting taxes only 6% of the vote.
Well, the “only part pledged to cutting taxes” also had a bit of trouble with a few anti-Semitic candidates that undoubtedly hurt. Until that hit, the FDP was riding much higher in the polls.
Oh, pity the poor, over-taxed Germans. How else did they think they were going to pay for their social welfare benefits? Santa Claus? The problem with Socialism, of course, is that it take Capitalists to pay for it.
On the Which Euroweenie Are You? quiz, I came out as Gerhardt Schroeder. Steuer uber alles! Muwahahaha!
Tim, I don’t pity them at all! They are getting what they deserve for all those years of building up the monstrous welfare state.
Okay, so how does a Euro-less American go about ordering this CD?
Anybody notice that this caricature of Schroeder looks kinda like The Rock of wrestling fame? Maybe even a little Ah-noldish?